“The young were young and the old were young again at last night’s Doo-Wop Starlight Concert…”

“Black squirrels are the bushy-tailed equivalent of blondes: Sexy, yes, but from a scientific perspective, nothing more than the product of a freak genetic mutation.”

 

“Love, like the Staten Island Ferry, feels as much like a ride toward an ever-surprising city as it does like coming home.”

“It’s Fleet Week, and yes, Staten Island singles unanimously confirmed: It’s the uniform.”